Anonymous asked : A beautiful woman comes towards you, riding a camel. Then she slides off its back and glides towards you, her movements graceful and dainty. When she comes next to you, she smiles kindly and places a hand on the back of your neck as she looks into your eyes. Finally, she gives you a long, slow lick on the cheek and flies away. The camel farts in your direction, then explodes.
"…Yeah. It’s time to go back to bed. For a good, long while."
Anonymous asked : Okay, Hiccup! What is your favorite dragon? Besides Night Fury, of course.
"Don’t tell Toothless, okay? I mean, Night Furies really are my favorite. I’m not biased! MaybeIam. Monstrous Nightmares are really cool! But…so are Typhoomerangs. Oh! And have you ever seen a Grapple Grounder? They’re really incredible creatures."
jodie-thespiritwhisperer asked : "Scoot.. Let me try something." the man said. He placed his palms on her stomach and gave a push. The girl instantly sat up, coughing up water. "Thank Jesus." He said in relief. "Joel? What the hell happened?" the girl asked weakly, pushing away her wet auburn hair from her green eyes. "Well, this boy saved your life. Scared the goddamn shit outta me." the man said. The girl looked over and met eyes with the boy and smiled, "Thanks a lot, uh, name's Ellie."
Hiccup stumbled aside uneasily, arms flailing for balance. He watched, as he had before, as the man pushed against the girl’s sternum and sent water spewing from her mouth. The boy jumped in surprise, relieved to see that she was awake…and talking. He stared at her, slowly looking to the man who she had called ‘Joel’ and shaking his head. “Oh — no! No, that was all him! I just — Hiccup. I’m Hiccup. Are…you all right? Would you like something to drink? Other than water…How about a blanket?”