Anonymous asked : A beautiful woman comes towards you, riding a camel. Then she slides off its back and glides towards you, her movements graceful and dainty. When she comes next to you, she smiles kindly and places a hand on the back of your neck as she looks into your eyes. Finally, she gives you a long, slow lick on the cheek and flies away. The camel farts in your direction, then explodes.
"…Yeah. It’s time to go back to bed. For a good, long while."
Anonymous asked : Okay, Hiccup! What is your favorite dragon? Besides Night Fury, of course.
"Don’t tell Toothless, okay? I mean, Night Furies really are my favorite. I’m not biased! MaybeIam. Monstrous Nightmares are really cool! But…so are Typhoomerangs. Oh! And have you ever seen a Grapple Grounder? They’re really incredible creatures."
jodie-thespiritwhisperer asked : "Scoot.. Let me try something." the man said. He placed his palms on her stomach and gave a push. The girl instantly sat up, coughing up water. "Thank Jesus." He said in relief. "Joel? What the hell happened?" the girl asked weakly, pushing away her wet auburn hair from her green eyes. "Well, this boy saved your life. Scared the goddamn shit outta me." the man said. The girl looked over and met eyes with the boy and smiled, "Thanks a lot, uh, name's Ellie."
Hiccup stumbled aside uneasily, arms flailing for balance. He watched, as he had before, as the man pushed against the girl’s sternum and sent water spewing from her mouth. The boy jumped in surprise, relieved to see that she was awake…and talking. He stared at her, slowly looking to the man who she had called ‘Joel’ and shaking his head. “Oh — no! No, that was all him! I just — Hiccup. I’m Hiccup. Are…you all right? Would you like something to drink? Other than water…How about a blanket?”
Anonymous asked : "Tap on my window knock on my door I wanna make you feel uncomfortable. I don't mind spending everyday outside your window in the pouring rain~. Sneak inside if your dragons asleep, steal your things and watch you sleep and you will be stalked; you will be staaaalked." Ooc: I rhymed sleep with sleep like a boss. if you know the song I love you... more. :3
"…That’s not concerning at all. No. Nope. Thank you for…that. Think I’ll sleep with my eyes open from now on. Thanks."
jarredsouls asked : PREMIUM BEAUTIFUL PERSON! Once you receive this award, you are supposed to paste it into the asks of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. Have a lovely day ❤
aquaticsiren asked : And of course he isn't about to explain where he's been, what he's been doing-- or rather, who he's been eating. There's a reason he's been gone, "Sometimes the tides call my name, or lack thereof." He giggles, hand coming to cover his mouth, Not having a name takes away the fairly powerful meaning behind that statement, "But I've returned, and I just had to see you." Such sad looking eyes peer up at the little viking, "I've missed you terribly so."
Hiccup smiled crookedly at the little joke. “Still haven’t come up with one for you? We could always call you…Scales? Or — yeah, get back to me on that.” It had been sometime since the siren had come to him the first time and Hiccup had brought him to the forest. “You have…?” Hiccup asked, noting his expression with concern. He knelt down slowly beside the creature. “Is everything all right?”
Anonymous asked : Astrid stumbles up looking drunk. She has a bit of cleavage showing, her shirt is very short and starts just below her boobs showing almost her entire belly, and her skirt is almost high enough to see her butt. Oh, and no shoes ar underwear.
Thor, Astrid sure looks drunk, Hiccup thought to himself as Astrid made her way towards him. It looked as though her shirt had only been partially finished. Had someone tried to get her to take up weaving? That would explain things. From the looks of the rest of her ‘outfit’, however, he wondered if she had gotten into a fight with a dragon…or maybe the twins. “Heey, there…Astrid…” He muttered, tossing a saddle blanket over her. “You need this more than I do.”
Anonymous asked : Um.. no. I said Astrid not Ruffnut. I looked back at the first rp I sent in and it clearly says Astrid. You should look and see for yourself. I won't say I told you so. You have mistaken me for someone else. Know idea why you said 'lmfao'... but okay.
ooc: Er…no. I get like 20 anons a day. It’s possible I mistook your rp for another anon. All of the females who throw themselves at Hiccup kind of blur into one for me.