sapphirechamp asked : ((You're anon's are amazingly fucked up, the facts need to be straightened out on that.))

OOC: Also true!

Anonymous asked : Hmm, good answer.

I try.

Anonymous asked : BODY ONCE TOLD ME YOUR ANONS ARE REALLY FUCKED UP

OOC: Yes.

Anonymous asked : some
Anonymous asked : Ruffnut comes up to you while you are standing next to Astrid and pulls your pants down carelessly then walkes away.

“Astrid, I was thinking — yes, I do that sometimes — and —” Before he could explain himself he felt a sharp tug and a cool breeze along his legs. Surprised, he looked down to see his trousers in the dirt. His mouth opened as he went to explain but when he saw her face the words would not come out. “Ahaaah. Hah. That’s — Great. Thank you, Ruffnut!” He called, smiling sheepishly as he bent to lift his pants back up around his waist. “I forgot that I have — a thing. Yeeeah. So, I’m going to go and do that!”

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Anonymous asked : HICCUP!! *squeezes you into a hug* Your my favorite viking! I just love you sooooo much!!!!

“Ooof! Tight. Hah,” he wriggled in the stranger’s grasp. “Ah…thank you. Thanks. I didn’t know people were picking sides!”

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ellie-the-lamb asked : "H!i you must be hiccup."

“That depends…Who’s asking?”

Anonymous asked : (Same anon who said "CAN I HAVE A DRAGON!? CAN I CAN I PLEASE!? MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME") My parents won't let me because they think dragons are gigantic, scary, bad and intimidating. And how should I get a dragon? Lol

“Well, some dragons are gigantic and scary. Most are intimidating. Bad? That’s an interesting term for a dragon…I don’t think you can distinguish between them in that way, really. Good and bad. They don’t see things like that. No, that’s a good question! You can go behind your parent’s backs! But hiding a dragon is hard…You’re better off convincing them! Maybe bring home a Terrible Terror!” 

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Anonymous asked : HARDER

What are you talking about?!

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Anonymous asked : *a baby eats you*

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summing-that-up1 replied to your post: “Hi son!” Said Stoick walking up to Hiccup. “Could…

“Well, the twins are causin’ trouble ag’n, and I need to go contr’l ‘em, but Astrid’s mom is out of town and Astrid just started her period. You see, I can’t do both at the same time, so could you go help Astrid while I stop the twins?”

“Is that really news?” Hiccup muttered, looking up to his father. “She started her what, now? You know, I don’t think I’m really equipped to deal with — I could go take care of the twins! Really! I don’t mind!”

askcordis replied to your post: I WANNA HAVE YO BABIES

((Be happy with five~))

You are missing the point entirely. 

Anonymous asked : I WANNA HAVE YO BABIES

Yeah, well, I’d like to have ten toes!

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Anonymous asked : Toothless eats and digests you.

Why? 

Hiccup had asked himself that many times in between the moment when Toothless had opened his wide mouth and swallowed him and now. He wanted to believe that the dragon had done it for his own benefit but now he wasn’t certain. The doubt gnawed at his mind while the dragon’s hot stomach juices worked at his skin. 

It had happened so quickly that he had only been able to give a few feeble twists in protest and then he was down. It went against him to hurt the dragon, his best friend! But Toothless had swallowed him! He was scrunched up, nice and tight in the dragon’s warm belly.

It had been hours but it felt like days in the dark, bitter, stomach. 

The way it squeezed him reminded him of how Toothless had, in the past, held him between his front legs to slurp at his hair.

“…Toothless…?” His voice was soft, a low, croaking moan. The strength seemed to have left him. He had struggled and now he was losing. 

But giving up wasn’t in his nature! He couldn’t give in now. …So tired. The air itself was heavy and it made his breathing hard and gaspy. 

“Toothless…please.” Could the dragon even hear him? There was a low, content purr and Hiccup wondered then if Toothless had made a simple miscalculation. Perhaps he had just wanted to keep him warm and safe! It was warm in here, cozy even though his knobby limbs jutted out and were pressed in at odd angles. 

What was most soothing was the sound of Toothless’ heart. Oh, he knew that sound! There was nothing else that could lull him to sleep so easily as that. And that’s what this felt like! Falling asleep. 

In the end he was filled, almost, with euphoria and a bubbly, dreamy  memory of lazy afternoons spent with the dragon. They had been rare and cherished. 

It was just like falling asleep. 

A soft mumble fell from his lips that may have been the dragon’s name or perhaps a ‘good night’. He was too tired to feel fear. Too cramped and cozy, comforted by the sound of the dragon’s heart to think of what might come next. His eyes closed and his fists curled into little balls against his chest. 

There was darkness and then there was darkness.